Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

How come anti jokes r funny

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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