What is your bill about? Clinton

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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go F*** yourself

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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