Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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