A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

rose are red violets should be purple

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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