Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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