What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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penis

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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