How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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I just drank a cola.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Anti Joke

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