- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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