- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

what is orange? an orange

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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