A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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