why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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A man buys a prius

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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