a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Gay republicans

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Lindsay Lohan

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Dyslexia ruels!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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