- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Bob Saget

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

whats 1 + 1? 2

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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