- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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