My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Women's Rights.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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