Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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