- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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