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how much fish could a chicken

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Knock knock What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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