An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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whats the capital of congo famine

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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