Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Your mam is so fat.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is red? A rock painted red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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