- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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I read the terms of service.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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