- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Long joke Your such a downey

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

sorry son your nanas been put down

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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