- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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