A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

tim has no humor

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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