- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Adam Chebali has no life

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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