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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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