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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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