- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A woman comes at the doctor.

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