What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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when debbie meets downer

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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