Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Justin beiber's penis

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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