- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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