A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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a chinese man pays the full price

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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