- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What would Muhammed do?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

Robin, get in the car!

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Stephen Hawking can walk

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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