What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Women's Rights..

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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69.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Wolfjob.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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