- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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