Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Do you love me? No.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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