There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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