It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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