- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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