- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

That's illegal What? Your mom

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is a jew in space? Dead

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