Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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