Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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