What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

your life

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Patriarchy.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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