Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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