- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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