- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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