- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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