What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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