- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

hi mom

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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