All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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