- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

a chinese man pays the full price

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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