- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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