How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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