You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

wael.. nuff said

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

your mom is so fat.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Anti Joke

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