- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

were you expecting a joke

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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