Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Do you play piano? No

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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