- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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