- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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