ever tried african food? they neither

knock knock come in !

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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