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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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A man penetrates another man.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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