Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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