- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Asians.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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