What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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weston cage

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Walnut

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Anti Joke

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