- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

who's a slut... you're mom

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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