- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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