- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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