- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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