Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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PEANIS!

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