- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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