- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A sober Amy Winehouse

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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