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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

My Nan, that is all.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Pull my finger ouch..

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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