- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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