- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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