What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Moooo

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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women rights

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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