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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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