How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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shut up kobe!

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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