- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

William wright is Gay

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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