Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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