How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What is white and long? A New York winter

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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