- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

wael.. nuff said

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

can you touch your toes? no

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Tim and Eric

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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