Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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How old are you? 7

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Ron Paul for President!

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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