- Anti Joke

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.