A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why did? Yes

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

You bumder!

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

69.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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