Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Ron Paul for President!

Justin Beiber

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

the bible

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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