What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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