Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

the economy.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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