What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

9/11

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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